my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
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If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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