alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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