I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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