omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You did what with his pubic hair?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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