is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
is it fun? or sober?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
