i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
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Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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