I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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