You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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