At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
two words: eviction party
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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