She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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