But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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