there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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