your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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