Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
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I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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