He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
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Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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