i'm signing you up for texting rehab
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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