If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
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The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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