ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
operation harelip BJ is a go
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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