So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
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I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
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This is my gift to your gina
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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