he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
