There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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