Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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