yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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