I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
