For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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