She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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