Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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