By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
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