Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
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