wake up i wanna do it froggy style
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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