Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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