If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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