How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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