love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize
