yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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