I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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