I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
This is my gift to your gina
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
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You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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