So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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