i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Randomize
