One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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