do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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