he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He did a backflip because drugs
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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