If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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