I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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