Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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