He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Pooping to opera.
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