I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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