i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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