This girl is more easily done than said...
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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