I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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