Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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