i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening