i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
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I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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