Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
