OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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