I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
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For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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