I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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