she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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