He asked me if I "almost moaned"
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
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I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
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In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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